man im having a lot of mixed feelings. separating from my ex, moving forward with an new girl thats extremely different and questionably good for me. revisits from others in my life that I thought were just a season. I mean all this female attention is great but its throwing me for a serious loop. *sigh* but I could have m,uch worst problems so this is fine I suppose.
“You do realize that I’m breaking up with you, right?”
“That’s the strange thing. It’s actually yours now. I don’t know why it works this way but I’m never gonna be able to get over you and so from now on every girl that I meet will be meticulously compared to you and unfortunately none of them will be able to measure up to the false memory of what you and I once ‘had.’”
“Well, maybe I can just keep it for a little while and use it for small things like… I don’t know, when I’ve had a really shitty day or I need someone to talk to or if I need someone to move something really heavy… And then, eventually, I’ll give it back to you, when we both find someone new.”
“Unfortunately it won’t work that way.”
“Well, now that you have my heart, I’m pretty much an empty cavity inside - for lack of a better term, ‘heartless’. I will now treat each woman I meet with a passive aggressive contentiousness that will ruin relationship after relationship for many years to come.”